Blog 52: Capain's Log "Pokemon"

The captain is going to enlighten you with both knowledge and a source of entertainment. He has discovered that Pokemon is a very entertaining game despite your age and that regardless of how cute and fluffy an electric rat is it is not meant to be hugged. The result of hugging said rat is shocking! Banzinga! I know that the captain's humor is both intellectual yet easy to understand which makes it funny, timely, compelling and relevant. The games and different versions of Pokemon have provided hours of wasted life and gameplay that is so addicting that you will not give up until said fluffy creature is captured! You will reset the game and keep hunting in the grass until you find your one desired and over obsessed creature that you so desire to have within your arsenal of other fluffy creatures that it will both allow you to feel better and laugh as you kill other creatures with your favorite one. Doing this for hours and hours and then stomping the elite 4 with this one creature causes you hours of laughter and enjoyment as their pokemon fall one by one to your massively leveled fluffy critter. This game is highly recommended to any age bracket and actually contains a decent story line. Pikachu makes a very nice choice for a ringtone since it will make others laugh and be very distinct. It may also cause people with a skewed vision of reallity and the game to pull out a pokemon and bludgeon people with it by tossing it across the room in hopes of catching a pikachu. So be careful if you so choose to do so and hope not to be the bludgeoned person. JigglyPuff!!!!! Jiggly jiggly jiggly PUFF!!! *A wild Charizard has appeared* (not possible in earlier versions without a game shark)