Blog 55: Captain's Log "What a Day...."

The captain ventured into his first class this morning to spend five minutes in the room and then go outside for a "fire drill" which turned into a bomb threat. The captain was separated from his utility bag that contained all of his belongings that were crucial for his missions today. Instead of completing any of these missions, he was forced to sit around and wait until his utility bag could be retrieved from the evil clutches of the goggle bomber. The captain charged in past the tape with an official federal escort to obtain his bag and return to head quarters as soon as possible. After the retrieval of his bag, the captain ordered a interplanetary pizza from Papa Johns and sit down to ponder about the troubles of his persuasive paper. He was semi-distracted by a videogame and then returned to his though process. Now he will tackle the mission of writing the paper and saving the galaxy through persuasion and relationship advice! It sounds much more glorious than it actually is but, the captain fears and knows that it is a job he must do. He strikes the keys with every word running through his mind at light speed, each stroke ringing out in a beautiful and harmonious frenzy of typing. The speed picks up as the captain reaches the part of the paper where the reader will realize that which he has called on them to do! He provides examples through relevant and current shows that people can relate to and begins to write his final paragraph. The suspense is momentous as he slows down to ponder on his final words in the paper. The tension builds as his thoughts swirl in his mind and then he makes his final strikes. A masterpiece is born!