Blog 25: Anything

Captain's log: Day 8 without videogames and day 5 without any gas in my quarters. The two worlds that I mentioned before have merged and I can no longer tell the difference. An atempt to fly this morning ended abruptly as I landed face first on the floor. It appears my powers have been sapped using my only weakness, Anglefood Cake, and I can not locate the source of this toxin. My laser vision has ceased working and I know how to heat my food using a microwave. My glory days of flying around shooting lazers out of my eyes is nothing more than a feint memory. Batman and his boy wonder, Robin, continue to taunt me as I now have to walk to everywhere I want to go. I have been reduced to my only super power left being my super credit card swipe which is a very expensive power. It appears to be the only ability that I have left to set me apart from the other ordinary humans. The pineapples in the grocery store stared at me strangely today, I am unaware of their intentions. I believe wish to invade my captains quarters and use it for their now home base in order to atempt world invasion. They are starting with the smaller grocery stores and then spreading out to the larger name brand stores. I have heard rumors of at least one of them invading the ocean and eating some poor unfortunate sponge adn starfish. Last reports of its whereabouts report a missing snail named Gary. I pray that he instead found safe refuge rather than being eaten. I will keep you all posted. Captain's log out.

Writers side note: No drugs or alcohol of any kind were consumed in the making of these Captain's Logs. Just some fun and a lack of sleep and food. :-P