Blog 41: Captain's Sleepy Time

It appears that I continue to fall in and out of sleep more and more these days. A crew member will start to talk to me and if I find the subject rather uninteresting I will fall asleep on the spot. The last few battles have been so repetitive that I fell asleep in the middle of them, but luckily my co-captain knows the drill. I am debating wearing sunglasses to do two things, enhance my coolness during the heat of battle and make it look like I am awake. However, I feel that this will also require that I have a catch phrase that I would have to say during key moments of battle. I was thinking along the lines of: “Back into the heat of battle!”, “You can’t read my poker face!” or “Leaping leptons, I am too cool to die by the likes of you!”. I was thinking for the “You can’t read my poker face!”, I would blare the Lady Ga Ga song during the battle, but then I realized most of that song would be pretty irrelevant to our battle. I do want the enemy to take me seriously and fear my ever cool galatical shades.  Another note to address is why isn’t “galactical” a word? I mean it describes everything from a galaxy, so it should clearly be a word. I guess Webster thinks his galaxy is the best and insists on only describing things in his universe without comparison to any other. I bet Webster also has a pair of shades and a catch phrase. What catch phrase do you think he has? It must be galacticly epic.