Blog 45: Captain's Log

The Captain will celebrate tonight at midnight because he believes that he gathers all his strength on this very day and suddenly has the ability to grant an extra hour to all his crew. He prepares himself with nice meal all day to ensure he is full of energy and does his stretches before performing the back-in-time dance. He says the stars align in such a way that he is able to perform this miraculous feet only once per year and that we should enjoy the extra hour he grants us every year. There is a party set up for this year where the crew will learn the choreography to "Poker Face" in order to strike yet more fear into our enemies’ hearts. Those who do not participate must have a one on one lesson with the Captain later for two hours of repetitive dance. As if the one free hour he gives us isn't scary enough since we must be subject to his "gift" and now we have to learn a dance...I fear most of the crew will fail in this endeavor since most of us have poor coordination from being at the controls all day. Although, some of the crew members are gifted in that area, most of us suffer from having slower reflexes and stiff movements. Once this is over the entire crew must perform the dance during the playing of the battle theme, complete with dress and hand gestures. I am sure it will be quite a sight and scare our enemies away every time. There is definitely no doubt that all other crews in the fleet will take us completely seriously...