Blog 33: Captains Log

This appears to be one of the final logs made by the captain as these times are nearing an end. There are many journeys that await in the future. If the captain is enabled to make more logs, it will ensure that his knowledge and methods of exploration are passed on to future generations. These logs will act as a tome in which all knowledge is stored within and will continuously be handled down. There are so many things that the captain wishes to pass on to questions that many people ponder. Why do birds walk with a strut or hop about instead of just walking? What makes lizards so skitz when all you want to do it capture them? What do crabs walk sideways? Are they directionally challenged?  How do dogs chasing their tails provide entertainment to humans? Why are puppies or teacup pigs considered cute? How many dominos does it take to build a structurally sound tower? Will there ever be a second season of Firefly? Is there no hope for the Cleveland Browns to win a Super Bowl? There are many more questions that can be answered but alas the captain is growing tired and running out of words to use to drag this out into a paper long enough that will be considered an entire blog so that he can rest and work on the rest of his homework. Also, why is it that his blog from yesterday didn't post when he clearly hit the publish button? This and more will be unraveled in the next CAPTAIN'S LOG! * Queue Epic Music*